Everyone got roasted at the Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix.

Tom Brady’s Netflix roast was one for the ages, with the three-hour show featuring fellow New England Patriots icons Bill Belichick, Rob Gronkowski, Robert Kraft, and Julian Edelman being featured in a major way. Let’s take a look at the most savage jokes from the evening.

All of the jokes made about Giselle’s affair

Tom Brady looked uncomfortable from the jump. Kevin Hart went straight to the quarterback’s marital problems on Sunday, joking about how Brady was played by his ex-wife.

“You know who also f***ed their coach? Gisele, she f***ed her karate coach,” Hart said. “What an idiot. Why would you do this? Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks to have ever played the game. Tom, how did you not see this coming? Eight karate classes a day? … And she’s still a white belt!”

Brady raised his glass, seemingly knowing he was in for a long night. Indeed, he was as comedian Nikki Glaser also made similar, brutal jokes about the end of his relationship with his ex-wife.

“You have seven rings. Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back,” she said in a less vulgar joke than one she made later on. “The only thing dumber than saying yes to this roast was when you said, ‘Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu.’”

Hart also made a joke about Brady’s decision to come out of retirement in 2022.

“Gisele gave you an ultimatum,” Hart started. “She said you have to retire or you’re done. But when you have a chance to go 8-9 you gotta do it.”

Julian Edelman roasts Bill Belichick’s employment status

The former Patriots receiver didn’t hold back when discussing Belichick’s search to find his next head coaching job this offseason.

“Remember when you used to yell at us, ‘Look a**holes, the f***ing kids at Foxborough High can make that f***ing play,’” Edelman said. “I’ve been waiting for this for so long: Look a**hole, Foxborough High is the only job offer you f***ing had.

“Do your job? More like, need a job, coach.

Julian Edelman made Bill Belichick laugh hard. 📺🏈#TomBradyRoast

Edelman wasn’t the only one to make jokes about Belichick’s inability to land a coaching gig this offseason. Drew Bledsoe seemingly got his revenge on his former coach 23 years after he benched him for Brady.

“There were rumors Coach Belichick was gonna be here tonight,” Bledsoe said. “Turns out he has some time on his hands. Look, at least when I was fired somebody else wanted me.”

Peyton Manning roasts Tom Brady’s cryptocurrency failure

The other notable shortcoming Tom Brady had off the field in recent years was his investment in FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange. His former rival doesn’t have much to stand on over him on the field, but he made sure to roast him about that on Sunday.

“Tom is making a donation to every one of his former teammates’ charities that came here tonight,” Manning said. “And I gotta tell you, Tom, that is first class. Hey fellas, don’t let him pay you in crypto.”

Nikki Glaser, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick brutally insult Rob Gronkowski’s smarts

Rob Gronkowski’s non-football IQ was roasted throughout the night, with a few burns seeming to hit harder than others. Glaser poked fun at Gronkowski while making a joke about Brady’s crypto failure.

“Even Gronk was like, ‘Me know that not real money!’” Glaser said, mimicking Gronkowski’s voice.

Belichick roasted Gronkowski’s ability, or inability, to do be a good broadcaster.

“A lot of people connect me to the saying, ‘Do your job,’ and telling people to do their job,” Belichick said. “Gronk, I’ve been watching you on FOX NFL Sunday, and I’m begging you: Stop doing your job. Do another job. Do somebody else’s job!”

Brady also joked how low the standards were for Gronkowski to be a good tight end, tying in Aaron Hernandez.

“Despite everything we’ve seen here tonight, Gronk was actually useful on the field,” Brady said. “Although the bar for Patriots tight ends was pretty low back then: block, catch, don’t murder.”

Julian Edelman mocks Tom Brady’s look

Of all the former Patriots players, Edelman might have been the one who landed the most memorable cracks on Sunday. He tossed a joke about Brady’s evolved appearance throughout the years, implying he’s had some help from doctors.

“When we played together, Tom, you used to scream, ‘Laser focus! Laser focus!’ Now that’s what he screams at his plastic surgeon,” Edelman said. “Who’s laughing now Tom? Not you, because your face can’t move and you don’t have a sense of humor.”

Tom Brady surprisingly went there with Bill Belichick

While many mocked Brady’s marital struggles on Sunday, he complimented his former coach’s game off the field when discussing the number of Super Bowls he’s won.

“Everybody asks me which ring is my favorite, I used to say, The next one,’” Brady said. “But now that I am retired, my favorite Ring is the camera that caught Coach Belichick slinking out of that poor girl’s house a few months ago.

“Hey, you still go it. Respect baby.”

Tom Brady making a Bill Belichick ring doorbell joke may be my favorite of the night Lmaoo. “You still got it” 😂😂😂The video Brady is referring to is one of Belichick appearing to be caught on camera leaving someone’s house that was leaked late in 2023. It’s unknown when the video was taken.

Brady also threw a jab at his coach for not winning a Super Bowl after he left, something he did with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2020.

“I’ve been out of the game for a minute, so I’m curious, how many Super Bowl rings have you won since I left?” Brady said. “Maybe it’s not just the guy on the sideline. When I go to the Indy 500, I don’t ask the winning driver, ‘Hey, who gassed up your car?’”